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But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Meh. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

How much did you make me? For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil!Ours is small and neutral!

Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Professor, make a woman out of me. And until then, I can never die? Kif might!

  1. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?
  2. Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!
  3. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”?

Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!

  • Anyone who laughs is a communist!
  • You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
  • You’re going to do his laundry?

Tell her she looks thin. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Really?! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Say it in Russian! Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Now what? Leela’s gonna kill me. A sexy mistake. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.

Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Why would a robot need to drink?

Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. But existing is basically all I do!

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Can we have Bender Burgers again? OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. Hey, whatcha watching?

No, just a regular mistake. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.

We’re also Santa Claus! Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!